Monday, January 28, 2008

We went to our friends' home in Grand Haven, MI for the weekend. We figured that we have all been friends since '72. As always we ate and enjoyed the Winter Festival events.

Some prepared food,


Some did sudoku



I took pictures of woodpeckers in the yard


Cowboys in the snowy woods,


Tit mouse in the pines,



Bald eagles at the lake shore,



Ice sculpting at the Holiday Inn,





Cardinals in the bushes,



Crafters in the family room,


Squirrels in the woods.


I enjoyed the view of the back yard.


The crowd at the park to watch the cardboard sled competition.


Some sleds were creative and really 'flew'


or sailed as it were.
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I tried cross country skiing for the first time in many, many years. It was night and the snow was falling. Five of us went out, one of us quit and four wished they had too.

I skied about three houses down the street to the entrance to the park/trail. There was a bit of an incline up to the pathway, lined by a split rail fence on each side and about four feet wide.

I tried the straight on approach with no luck. Well, no good luck. I went up a few steps but slid back ward before I could reach the top. The foot bed of my waxed skis were spanning the little swale with the toes and heels grounded. I couldn't take big enough steps to get past the swale. Tried a side step that worked well but just before the top the two end posts were too narrow for me to step onto the summit of the trail. So I carefully picked up my right foot and turned the ski ninety degrees and stepped on the summit. As I shifted my weight to my right foot and picked up my remaining ski I started to fall over my planted right foot. It was as if I were being toppled buy the woodsman's axe. I leaned in slow motion. I saw the rail coming up and my pole pulling my arm. Then I buckled and made a pit the size of the largest copper mine in Chile as my but sank into the firm snow.

There I was, blocking the entrance to all who might help, one foot under me pointed to the west. My other foot solid against the two posts straining at my ski pointed South. I was unable to loose my binding or lift my self or purchase a hold with foot or hand. In the vernacular, I was screwed.

I asked my dear friend Phyllis to save my life and pull the ski I left behind over the fence.
Phyllis was concerned about what that would do to my hip, but I wasn't. She strained against the pre-tensioned left leg to pull the ski from the post and to lift it over. There was sufficient slack in my foot, ankle and knee to let it twist and yet leave my hip in its socket. Now I had only to stop laughing long enough to roll UP out of this awful crater created by the impact of my meteoric butt and get my ponderous weight over my skis.


That done I went on down the trail to the woods. With my hood up I couldn't hear the skis or Phyllis behind me. At one point I stopped to make certain that she was making it okay and was nearly run down by her right on my heels. The only sound I heard was the WHOOSH, WHOOSH, WHOOSH of the cold night air racing into and out of my burning lungs. Christ almighty! This is more work than I remember it ever being.

When I got to the woods I stepped out of the tracks to my left and was perhaps a little hasty since I was in a bit of understory and on shaky footing. I told Phyllis I was done. I was going back. She asked if I was sure and I assured her that I was. She suggested that maybe I would want to just do a little in the street. I assured her that I had to do a little to get back to the house and that would be plenty for me.

It was fun! I have been wanting to try again since my heart attack and now I have. I will either have to get in a lot better shape or give it up entirely.

I am perhaps more suited to Buzz-Word or Catch Phrase. I can usually contribute at those and not risk serious injury or over exertion. As I told them all, "It is good preparation for 'the home'. It will help me make friend in the solarium."

4 comments:

Kyle said...

Great pictures! It sounds like you had a good time. I'm glad you got out and got to give it a try on the skis again! I think you should aim for the getting in shape route, rather than the practicing for the home route.

Julieanna said...

I agree, more skiing! Practice makes perfect.

Drew said...

There's alot to be said for taking those baby steps. Maybe snow shoes would be a good warm-up for getting back into the wild! It looks like you're enjoying the camera too!

Anonymous said...

So glad that the two of you are getting to take some vacation time. Although would be nice if you refrain from injurying yourself. Next trip will be to a spa to recover! Love the picture of the Cardinal. Probably my favorite bird. Maybe because they are so easy to spot. Also a family had a nest in my Rose of Sharon tree for 2 years and loved seeing the young ones.